Anal? Really?

After this week's episode of Kandi Koated Nights. The topic was have you ever dated a down low brotha? or sista for that matter.. But this topic is not about that but about what we were discussing in the chat room. A lot of the women were saying no to anal sex and asking if there was a way to tell if a man is on the downlow. The answer is no there is no way to tell he could very masculine. I don't understand why straight people are so boring and act like they don't know about kink. From what I have seen straight people love anal as much as gays do. So don't front on the funk baby. The one thing that needs to be taught to straight people is to fucking douche. Don't even go near that asshole if it hasn't been flushed out and cleaned. You hear me knocking? Good go buy a hose for the shower or you can do it the hard way. Buy some Fleet Enemas and keep it moving. Every woman I know has their men begging for anal sex. But yet they can sit up and turn their noses up at gays. You better buy a damn clue and wake up to reality. Men are men straight or gay that love anal and not just on their partners but on themselves as well. Sexuality is like a rainbow so many things exist in it. I know some straight men that are 100% straight but they love anal play. They will have a dildo and use it on themselves. Those are the smart men that know about douching. Just because you like something up your ass doesn't mean you want it to be with a man. Its strange but its true that these men are straight and like it. They are not attracted to men at all but they have a deep itch in the bowels of that ass. That only a dildo will reach and satisfy to the fullest. A lot of straight men like gay men like their salad's tossed. If you don't know what that means I will break it down to you. It means they like their asses eaten out a.k.a. lick on that hole. Some women are open like some men are and they try new things. Its the prudes that want the light off and missionary style. They are scared to even climb on top and ride it. That is the boring sex that only a select few like. Don't be mad when your man leaves that ass for a more freaky partner. I'm not saying you have to be all kinky but you should have a little kink in the bedroom. Spice things up and keep it moving. More women are giving into their man's fetish to fuck them in their ass. I have a friend who's boyfriend just slipped in into her ass. He really hurt her and didn't even care really. The ass is different from the pussy you can't just stick it in. You have to take it nice and slow and get that muscle to relax. Then you can go all Rambo on it once its nice and relaxed..Classes need to be taught to straight people if you are going to do it do it right. Start with the douching...