The Adventures of Pookie..

These stories are true and not made up.. They sound crazy but crazier things have happened... These are the stories of Pookie... a.k.a. my sister.. That's her childhood nickname... So here is one of those crazy stories.. My sister was walking down the street on a nice sunny day.. She dropped something and bent down to pick it up...The next thing you hear is a loud crash. A car had crashed into a light pole and was messed up.. The cause was my sister's ka-dunk a dunk ass.. She has the kind of ass you can sit a plate and a cup on. I guess the driver saw her and could not control himself. She caused a car accident with her ass. She wasn't even in a car to do it.. We still laugh about it to this day..