A Day At The Bank...

Again before I start I have to say these are true events. I don't make shit up.. If I'm writing a fictional  story that is one thing..Some of you have heard me tell this story before that know me. I was in the bank one day waiting in line to make some deposits. It was busy and the line was long. In front of me was a woman and little boy. The little boy was acting out and not behaving. Screaming and running around and the mom was not having any of it. The mom said to the little boy that if you don't behave, I will tell Grandma and you won't get to go to Disneyland. Well that little boy wasn't having any of that bullshit. He then looked his mom dead in her eye and said " Fine if you tell Grandma I was being bad. I will tell Grandma you had your mouth on Daddy's pee pee. The little boy was about four or five years old. The woman was shut down by her child in the Bank. She turned so red even I was embarrassed for her. Kids are innocent and they tell it like it is. Make sure you lock the door next time you get freaky lady.. I'm sure that the little boy had a  fun time at Disneyland.. I'm just saying....