Friday, May 20, 2011

The Adventures of Pookie..

So Pookie had this friend named Crystal.. She was this skanky girl that she went to school with and was friends.She went to  middle school and high school with her. She ended up having a baby very young.. I did say she was a skank didn't I? She also was a stripper. I knew her from seeing her hang out with Pookie throughout the years. Well After high school they still were friends. Well one night Crystal invited Pookie to a party and she went thinking it was a regular old party. She got there with Crystal and things were normal for an hour. Crystal then disappeared and Pookie went to go find her and BAM. She walk's into the back room and Crystal is being worked on by some carpet munchers. Her upper and lower regions. She looked up at Pookie and said I have always had a crush on you. Pookie is strictly dickly if your wondering. The carpet munchers then turned their attention to Pookie chasing her through the house. Trying to get her goodies. Pookie ran to the bathroom and locked herself inside. She then called 911 for immediate assistance. Well after the Police came and rescued her. She learned that just because you grow up with somebody as a friend doesn't mean you really know them. Or will continue to be close like you were when you were kids. That was the end of her friendship with the skanky carpet munching stripper named Cyrstal.

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