Straight Acting

So I see this term used a lot by gay men. First off we are not straight and to compare yourself to a straight man is so wrong. First off straight men's manhood lies in their ass. I guess once they are locked up and fucked that's the last part of them that is man. Its taken and I guess they are less of a man at that point. I have a friend that was married to this man now divorced that had issues with his ass. He would not wash his own ass meaning he would not touch it. He would just let the water hit it. He thought that if he touched his own ass it would make him gay. Straight men are not as clean hygiene wise as gay men are. Until the Metrosexual came along now some straight men are taking better care of themselves. Still they are straight and we are all men after all but with big differences. Pigs, fetishes, and gay men with bad hygiene are excluded from what I'm about to say. Most gay men have very good hygiene and keep their asses clean I do mean clean. We also trim our nether regions as well and under arm hair. We keep our toe nails clipped and feet taken care of. We keep our hands clean and finger nails clean as well. Straight men love to have long dirty nails. They also have under arm hair so long you could braid and bead it. They don't moisturize and they usually have a single eyebrow. They wear way too much cologne and you can smell them after they have left the room. They love cheap cologne or the something that was on sale. You can count on skid marks being in their underwear or boxers. Like I said before straight men are scared of touching their own asses. If someone says the word gay most of them take off running but.. They will play gay with their friends its very popular in college. Its called hazing and most of the poor guys trying get into a Fraternity.These poor guys have to eat some guys ass or suck his dick or even get fucked. Unless you like talking about Sports, Pussy or Cars something is wrong with you. They lose interest in anything that is out of their element. They are always horny and talking about getting some pussy. They don't get sex like gay men do and they are not happy about this at all. They also think that every gay man wants them. Which is total bullshit and we all know it. Most straight men are selfish and won't want to eat pussy at all. Only those who really like it will do it. But on the same note they want their dicks sucked. I feel sorry for the women because of the bad hygiene. You have to smell shit and ass on his balls when you go down on him. Straight men also have no style and don' know how to dress right. Unless helped by a woman or gay man they are clueless. Of course they are one sided when it comes to homosexuality. They love the lesbian shit which they would not be a part of anyway. They would get turned away from the lesbians. They are very scared of gay men and you can tell when you see them. Unless they actually know someone that is gay then they are cool. Some straight men are comfortable with their own sexuality and gay men don't bother them at all. They are very rare and hard to find but they do exist. The ones that are this way are the ones you can actually be friends with. Nothing is worse than a confused man chasing after you. Or as some gay men like to chase after straight men only. Its a sad fetish and they normally end up in bed alone with a tube of lube and their right hand. I say this for most gay men except those who have this fetish. We don't want you even if you were spread eagle and had a shot gun to our heads. There is nothing a straight man can do for me other than be my friend. So when I see these gay men saying they are straight acting it scares the shit out of me. You can say masculine instead of saying straight. I'm just saying really? Straight acting?