Hambeasts and things that get on my nerves.

Ok so I see these Hambeasts all the damn time. You wondering what the hell a Hambeast is? Its a big man or woman that is wearing shit they should not be wearing. Namely their daughter's shirts and shorts. If you have a Disney body you should not be wearing tight shit. I need to do a dictionary post so you will understand. If you read my blog regularly you will catch on to my sayings. But I will explain what a Disney body is. You know when you go to Disneyland and you see the people in the costumes. The body is big and round all the way around. They only thing that is missing is the mask that goes over the head. Well I call that a Disney body and that area around their bodies is called a FOPA.. which you say like this foe-pa. It means Fat Over Pussy or Penis Area which ever is present at the time of sighting. So now you know what I mean when I say a Disney body. Some big men and women know how to work it but some. Lets just say they need some help badly. Big women that have big titties think they can be like the skinny bitches. Wearing pussy shorts and bra's out in public. Making my damn eyes bleed and burn. With that child birth stomach on display with all the stretch marks showing. The men don't get off easy either. Wearing shirts too damn small for their big ass bodies. A classy big man or woman will wear clothes that fit. Don't think I'm hating on the big Men and Women. I'm not I'm talking mad shit about that ones that don't handle their shit right. Now on to some other things that get on my nerves. If you are going to wear flip flops or sandals. Please go have May Ling scrub the crust off of your feet. Or do it your damn self. Clip those toe nails and keep it moving. Laquisha and them love to have those long nails added to their toes. Looking like a damn bird of prey. This gets on my nerves along with those claws for nails. How the hell do they wipe their own asses with those talons? That is some hood rat shit if I ever did see. Moving along If your feet are so cold that you need socks. Put some damn shoes on and don't wear flip flops with socks. Also people men and women that wear house shoes or sandals with sock. Then drag their feet when they walk.. Are you cracked out? Put on some damn shoes and walk right. This is some bullshit ghetto shit in all races. The other thing is the ghetto snort its nasty when I hear it. You know when you have a cold and someone will snort the snot up. They make that nasty pig sound. Its universal and I can't stand it. I have seen people from all walks of life do it. I thought they stopped making the Predator movies a long time ago? I see we have plenty of them walking around. These men with the dreadlocks looking like a damn Predator from the movie. I can't help but to think some floor somewhere needs to be mopped. When I see those nasty dreds long and funky looking. Then they have the nerve to put a hat over them. I have said this before and I will say it over and over again. Pull those damn pants up off of that ass. No one I mean no one wants to see those skeeted up underwear you go on. Lets not forget the people that have to spit all the damn time. Spitting every other minute this is some crackhead shit. The last thing I say that really gets on my nerves. People that can't speak proper English. Its ok to be all down in the hood but. The real world is out there and you need to hold down a job. Not scaring the white people with that crazy talk. If you can't talk proper English take that ass back to school. Also that Valley talk is crackhead shit as well. If every other word out your mouth is "Like" get a new fucking word. Learn how to complete a sentence. I don't normally do request but a good friend of mine asked me to write about the Hambeasts. So there you have it.