Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Things are not always what they seem
I remember back in the day I was like 15 or so. Well we went to the video store to get some movies to rent. Its hard to believe that all we had to watch back then was VHS tapes. Well my mother was feeling frisky that day because she said she wanted an adult video. I was like whatever because I didn't know much about porn at that point in my life. Just that I had seen some pussy magazines before but nothing that I really cared for. Growing up someone always had a big brother that had some porn hidden. Well we always would end up looking at it. Like any growing kid would right? Hell yeah people can say they don't like it but we all do. So we are at the video store me and my mom and we go get some movies to watch. She goes and gets her adult video and we leave and we are finally home. She goes to watch her movie and I hear her screaming from the other room. She comes out looking freaked out. The movie she had picked was of this beautiful man on the cover with a nice hairy chest. He was pretty but still masculine at the same time. She picked the movie based on the man on the cover. Well it turned out to be good for me. It was a gay porno and we were laughing about it afterwards. But I got to see my very first porno that night. We laugh about that porno to this day and how people don't pay attention to things. The only straight male videos will be Chippendales. Other than that if a man is on the cover its a gay movie... My mother is now schooled and knows what a top and bottom is. She also knows what a queen is as well and its funny to see her clocking people now.
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